just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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