i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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