He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Randomize
