Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
COCAINE IS GR8
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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