someone get that fucking seahorse.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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