actually, I'm a sock model
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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