Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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