you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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