love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
