Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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