No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you never un-have a 4some
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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