I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
