guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Operation Purity has been aborted
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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