theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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