Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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