so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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