He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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