So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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