he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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