Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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