No stitches, just platelets and will power
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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