found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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