Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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