I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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