you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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