Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
And then he peed in my hair
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