nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
