OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize