I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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