I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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