she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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