So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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