when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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