I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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