The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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