just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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