Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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