I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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