u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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