Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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