Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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