Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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