WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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