in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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