I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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