Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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