Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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