normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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