He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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