Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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