Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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