Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
